Seventeen | Australian
mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon
"If you were in a different body, would you have the same personality?”
— (via suspend)

idcau:

if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%

snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

fagbitch2007:

the only 6 pack i need image

canadianprimeminister:

gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*

placatory:

when you overhear someone telling a story all wrong when you know the whole truth

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